Chistes, Quotes, successful ma

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life habéis given them vodka, and have a party. A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.