Chistes, Quotes, sunshine

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.